Guard Your Teeth - New Zealand Health Poster - 1940s
NZ Health poster, 1940s
And it wouldn't hurt you to obtain a mouth guard to protect your teeth if you are going to play contact sports or engage in extreme sports like walking through the centre of town in the wee hours on a Sunday morning...
*spoken in soft David Attenborough voice* The local yoof have developed an version to the sight of white, straight teeth and noses on those visitors who wander into their territory. In a generous effort to make the visitor blend in and feel more at home the yoof will smack the visitor until their teeth fall out, resembling the yoof and sharing a straw for their steak dinner...
i can just see David A. crouching behind a "vandal-proof" park bench whispering into the mike, being sure not to startle "the yoof" & draw their attention to him. "These are very dangerous ani-mals..."
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*spoken in soft David Attenborough voice*
The local yoof have developed an version to the sight of white, straight teeth and noses on those visitors who wander into their territory. In a generous effort to make the visitor blend in and feel more at home the yoof will smack the visitor until their teeth fall out, resembling the yoof and sharing a straw for their steak dinner...
i can just see David A. crouching behind a "vandal-proof" park bench whispering into the mike, being sure not to startle "the yoof" & draw their attention to him. "These are very dangerous ani-mals..."
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