Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Breaking News Out of the U.S. - 3-ply Toilet Paper to Hit Market

And in these troubled times, breaking news out of the U.S. ...

Georgia-Pacific Paper Co is reporting from Neenah, Wisconsin - that other stronghold of dairying in the world - that 3-ply toilet paper is about to hit the market on Monday.

Just in time for some serious cleaning-up after all the financial turmoil in recent days.

Anxious occupants of far flung outhouses in New Zealand may have to wait some time for supplies to reach them.

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